What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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