can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
Randomize
