Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
Im sleeping in your bed. Sorry for the sand and the noise and the loud people. Im starving
Your blankets are not drunk friendly
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
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