The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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