she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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