His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
try to milk me bitch
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