ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
You couldn't find any paper towel to clean up the wine you spilled, so you tried to use her cat.
ooh i remember now. Not very absorbent.
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
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