sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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