I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
i haven't been laid since the bush administration. it's frustrating.
Some advice for success: 1) Go ugly early, it saves you time and money; 2) If you can't pork a princess, pound a pig for practice; and 3) Beauty is only a light switch away.
ur like the dr phil of bizarro world.
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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