Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
You're the only guy I know who could convince a lady at the pharmacy to trade you her pain pills for your antibiotics.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
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