i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
I think I found my soulmate. This guy in front of me is yelling about getting laid while holding two beers and texting. I think this is love.
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
Randomize
