i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
how the FUCK am I supposed to macarena while doubble fisting?
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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