I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
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