I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
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