oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
If you're that baked in a class full of people that know you're that baked you tend to offer up a peace offering. Its like the burrito of trust! If eaten you are now obligated to help maintain my grades and keep me from falling out of my chair. $3.75 a morning is worth it for that mafia type protection!
It has become abundantly clear why you give me pixie stix when you're drunk now...
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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