Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
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