hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
they're like a gay fantastic four
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
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