I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
I would explain the ketchup stains in the bed to him but saying I just got my period is so much less embarrassing...
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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