people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
I took your shirt off for you after you threw up on yourself, read you the ugly duckling, and then tucked you in. you better fucking love me, jackass.
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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