Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
After I was arrested and in the back of the squad, she lit a cig. I politely stuck my head through the glass opening and asked for a drag. She instantly slammed my head back, blew smoke at me and shut the glass. My view on state trooper chicks is forever tainted.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
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