What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
Fuck. I just got my nipple tweaked by a plus size drag queen in a purple dress. I feel like I got molested by Grimace.
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
Every time I drink before 5 somebody's pet dies
Stop drinking before 5
Easier said than done
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
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