Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
Randomize
