it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
only if we run a train.
done.
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
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