So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
Randomize
