he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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