today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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