You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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