I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
Things found in my vomit last night: cell phone, Von Hayes rookie card, a boot, my dignity
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
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