Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
Disregard any previous text from the past 12 hours. Except for the one about scoring a strike while drunk bowling. Remember that one.
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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