I'm going to but the new Playboy with Chelsea Handler on the cover. I'm pretty sure it's the only time buying a Playboy will make me gayer...
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
This is my life. Enjoy the view
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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