Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
LMAO!!! just remembered you said this to me last night. "sometimes you post too many Jesus tweets. It's not that that's really bad... But I roll my eyes and you should know that."
I was drunk but it's true
I don't think I have ever been told that I am "probably too drunk to pet the stingrays" by a cop before.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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