Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
I made my uber driver take a pit stop between clubs so we could restock on Xanax. #priorities
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
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