He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
This toilet bowl is my home.
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