We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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