Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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