these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
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