Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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