His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
The feeling are messing with the penis
40s are totally the cure
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
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