? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
Randomize
