y did u give ur computer a hand job?
The girl I was getting head from just called my dick an anteater...I hate my parents for not cutting my cock tip off.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
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