Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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