booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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