Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
Marking my student's "don't do drugs" posters while simultaneously texting my dealer, is this what being a grown up is like?
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
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