quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
Somehow his homemade liquor activated memories of my semester abroad three years ago. I ended up yelling random medical advice in German, while my roommates played dress-up with the cat stoned out of their minds. I consequently gave up on dating. Back in the ONS game.
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
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