Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
Just saw a baby with a T-shirt that read "I am the result of my mother forgetting to take her magic pills". I can't believe they make shit like that.
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
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