She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
I'm too hungover for some lady to talk to me about potatoes
if i died would you start the facebook group?
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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