O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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