so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
someone wrote "the short drunk lives here" on our door. i already have a reputation
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
Somehow his homemade liquor activated memories of my semester abroad three years ago. I ended up yelling random medical advice in German, while my roommates played dress-up with the cat stoned out of their minds. I consequently gave up on dating. Back in the ONS game.
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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