chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
God gave him joint rollers for hands
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
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