HIV tests are more positive than that guy
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
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