Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Just woke up wearing a top hat and simpsons boxers. i also found more money in my wallet then what i had before going out, about $1000 more
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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